Uh, shit I forgot something important… SETTING! Holy shit, I can’t place characters out there in the vacuum of nothing, that’s sad… But Comically… Hmmm…

Settings [Yes Plural]: A Planet, a Spaceship, and The Epic Nothingness [cause honestly, who the fuck wants the Epic Everythingness?]

More to come when the author decides to tell the Narrator more.

The Epic Commotion of Doom [Heh, See, Epic again! Oh, and Doom… No Epic Commotion can exist without a little Doom… Only a little, otherwise it’s Epic Doom, and that ruins the story totally.]

Who the hell is the narrator and why is the narrator always writing about rubber chickens, CAPLOCK talking ships, and a dwarf that needs to shave and take a bath? Really, what makes this narrator so blasted awesome and epic?

I DON’T KNOW BUT I LOVE THE USAGE OF AWESOME AND EPIC RIGHT THERE IN THE PLOT!

Oh shut up already ship… I, the narrator, am trying to write down the Epic Commotion of Doom.

Where was I?

EPIC AND AWESOME COMMOTION OF DOOM!

Oh yes, thank you Ship, I forgot… Okay, onward with the EPIC AND AWESOME COMMOTION OF DOOM… Err, crap, that wasn’t right… Damn you Ship!

The Narrator, who is he and why does he seem to always be there? Really. Who cares? [I do… But shhh… It’s the Commotion]

Plot of Epic Awesomeness [Again, I said Epic.. This time with Awesomeness…]

Plot… Why does there have to be a plot? What sort of plot can you get when you involve a dwarf, a comical child’s toy, and a caplocking talking ship, and some omnipotent narrator? Oh yeah that’s right… The Epic Awesome One I am supposed to be putting here.

How about to locate the actual plot of the story that involves a slew of messed up adventures and characters in various crazy settings and locations? SOUNDS EPIC AND AWESOME LET’S USE IT!

Thank you Ship for once again… Involving yourself into the outline…