The Narrator, because they are epic and awesomeness rolled into one… And really, what character would HONESTLY be able to write out the epic story in a nutshell? The dwarf?
Well… That WOULD be pretty funny!
The Dwarf, don’t ask for a name… he will eat your shoes and drink all your beer… He is a dwarf, small… Stocky… Smells like he needs a bath… A really long one… And honestly… Lots of hair… Needs to shave, really. Shave little guy.
The Rabbit, Really, what story can include fantasy AND SciFi without a rabbit? Well, it is a talking rabbit… Just remember to feed it carrots and water everyday… Or he’ll pee in your shoes. The Narrator should know…
George, a nuclear rubber chicken that knows kungfu or something like that… Please… Don’t ask. It’s George, enough said okay?
The Ship, Ok ok… It IS a setting, but what if it was also a character? I mean who couldn’t resist a ship that TALKS IN ALL CAPS AND USES THE WORDS EPIC AND AWESOME IN EVERY SENTENCE JUST TO PISS OFF THE DWARF BECAUSE THE WORDS ARE VISIBLE AND ARE ALWAYS BIGGER THAN THE DWARF…
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