The dwarf ponder those words for a second and bah'd them. "Course Life is always about the beer, who wouldn't think that?" He grumbled and slugged down a mouthful of stale warm beer from a shoe that has seen some better days... Well, a few less teeth marks at the least.
"Well, I honestly feel that some water and a carrot... Or even some Timothy would do me some real good right now."
"Oh you hush rabbit. Don't you remember you are dinner tonight?"
The rabbit grumbled something. Fortunately for the rabbit the little man didn't hear it. And Luckily for the rabbit, dinner tonight was going to be a long long time away, considering it's future, and the dwarf's was soon to be changed... Changed in fashions they would never imagine...
Only the Narrator can imagine it because that's who is talking about it. I, the narrator, know what is going to happen and well. That would be a large ship... Or was it small?
"A ship? What the hell, who said anything about a fucking ship?"
Why, I did. Why do you ask Dwarf?
The dwarf grumbled, "Well... Honestly, I was looking forward to eatting the rabbit tonight for dinner with a tall boot of beer."
"Sounds... Boring." The Rabbit muttered laying down in it's cage, "And really Narrator... Quit writing everything we are doing and saying it is getting old."
The Narrator, just ignored the Rabbit, and continueed writing anything that was going on.
"Stupid Narrator." Another swig of beer and a belch.
Uh, shit I forgot something important… SETTING! Holy shit, I can’t place characters out there in the vacuum of nothing, that’s sad… But Comically… Hmmm…
Settings [Yes Plural]: A Planet, a Spaceship, and The Epic Nothingness [cause honestly, who the fuck wants the Epic Everythingness?]
More to come when the author decides to tell the Narrator more.
More to come when the author decides to tell the Narrator more.
The Epic Commotion of Doom [Heh, See, Epic again! Oh, and Doom… No Epic Commotion can exist without a little Doom… Only a little, otherwise it’s Epic Doom, and that ruins the story totally.]
Who the hell is the narrator and why is the narrator always writing about rubber chickens, CAPLOCK talking ships, and a dwarf that needs to shave and take a bath? Really, what makes this narrator so blasted awesome and epic?
I DON’T KNOW BUT I LOVE THE USAGE OF AWESOME AND EPIC RIGHT THERE IN THE PLOT!
Oh shut up already ship… I, the narrator, am trying to write down the Epic Commotion of Doom.
Where was I?
EPIC AND AWESOME COMMOTION OF DOOM!
Oh yes, thank you Ship, I forgot… Okay, onward with the EPIC AND AWESOME COMMOTION OF DOOM… Err, crap, that wasn’t right… Damn you Ship!
The Narrator, who is he and why does he seem to always be there? Really. Who cares? [I do… But shhh… It’s the Commotion]
I DON’T KNOW BUT I LOVE THE USAGE OF AWESOME AND EPIC RIGHT THERE IN THE PLOT!
Oh shut up already ship… I, the narrator, am trying to write down the Epic Commotion of Doom.
Where was I?
EPIC AND AWESOME COMMOTION OF DOOM!
Oh yes, thank you Ship, I forgot… Okay, onward with the EPIC AND AWESOME COMMOTION OF DOOM… Err, crap, that wasn’t right… Damn you Ship!
The Narrator, who is he and why does he seem to always be there? Really. Who cares? [I do… But shhh… It’s the Commotion]
Plot of Epic Awesomeness [Again, I said Epic.. This time with Awesomeness…]
Plot… Why does there have to be a plot? What sort of plot can you get when you involve a dwarf, a comical child’s toy, and a caplocking talking ship, and some omnipotent narrator? Oh yeah that’s right… The Epic Awesome One I am supposed to be putting here.
How about to locate the actual plot of the story that involves a slew of messed up adventures and characters in various crazy settings and locations? SOUNDS EPIC AND AWESOME LET’S USE IT!
Thank you Ship for once again… Involving yourself into the outline…
How about to locate the actual plot of the story that involves a slew of messed up adventures and characters in various crazy settings and locations? SOUNDS EPIC AND AWESOME LET’S USE IT!
Thank you Ship for once again… Involving yourself into the outline…
Characters of Epic Portions [Yes, I said Epic Portions]
The Narrator, because they are epic and awesomeness rolled into one… And really, what character would HONESTLY be able to write out the epic story in a nutshell? The dwarf?
Well… That WOULD be pretty funny!
The Dwarf, don’t ask for a name… he will eat your shoes and drink all your beer… He is a dwarf, small… Stocky… Smells like he needs a bath… A really long one… And honestly… Lots of hair… Needs to shave, really. Shave little guy.
The Rabbit, Really, what story can include fantasy AND SciFi without a rabbit? Well, it is a talking rabbit… Just remember to feed it carrots and water everyday… Or he’ll pee in your shoes. The Narrator should know…
George, a nuclear rubber chicken that knows kungfu or something like that… Please… Don’t ask. It’s George, enough said okay?
The Ship, Ok ok… It IS a setting, but what if it was also a character? I mean who couldn’t resist a ship that TALKS IN ALL CAPS AND USES THE WORDS EPIC AND AWESOME IN EVERY SENTENCE JUST TO PISS OFF THE DWARF BECAUSE THE WORDS ARE VISIBLE AND ARE ALWAYS BIGGER THAN THE DWARF…
Well… That WOULD be pretty funny!
The Dwarf, don’t ask for a name… he will eat your shoes and drink all your beer… He is a dwarf, small… Stocky… Smells like he needs a bath… A really long one… And honestly… Lots of hair… Needs to shave, really. Shave little guy.
The Rabbit, Really, what story can include fantasy AND SciFi without a rabbit? Well, it is a talking rabbit… Just remember to feed it carrots and water everyday… Or he’ll pee in your shoes. The Narrator should know…
George, a nuclear rubber chicken that knows kungfu or something like that… Please… Don’t ask. It’s George, enough said okay?
The Ship, Ok ok… It IS a setting, but what if it was also a character? I mean who couldn’t resist a ship that TALKS IN ALL CAPS AND USES THE WORDS EPIC AND AWESOME IN EVERY SENTENCE JUST TO PISS OFF THE DWARF BECAUSE THE WORDS ARE VISIBLE AND ARE ALWAYS BIGGER THAN THE DWARF…
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